ForexSpirit

There’s a pretty entertaining article on Bloomberg.com today that showcases some Chuck Norris jokes related to trading and the markets.

Ones I found particularly chuckle-worthy include:

The Chuck Norris dollar buys 3 Canadian dollars, and trades at parity with the euro.

Chuck Norris is the pilot Ben Bernanke calls when he wants to shower the economy with dollar bills. Sometimes, Chuck refuses to fly.

Chuck Norris subprime collateralized debt obligations still trade at 100 percent of face value.

Chuck completed Halo 3 on his Microsoft Corp. Xbox 360 on the day before the computer game went on sale.

Chuck Norris has a trade surplus with China.